
Every time a car starts up…..this Slayer song.

How many times have you heard someone say, ” Hypothetically I could so this…” Go for bike rides, visit a friend, quit your job…. Inspired while babysitting during an episode of Jesse Ventura’s Conspiracy Theory, Jesse told his team they needed ” To Go Hypothetical. ” So ” Why Not?”



The Trilogy.
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Horror Poster Sticker.

We were asked to make a design using a unicorn. The media has cultivated a ne’er-do-well image of bicyclists, so we decided to play it up. Even Unicorns fall down sometimes.

Images of bicyclists created by the media: Image of the outlaw. The legend of Billy the Kid is one of the more colorful legends of New Mexico, touching on individual freedoms, land use, and colonialism. Depending on which history is presented, Billy was either a no-good bandit or a folk hero, fighting greedy land barons and crooked politicians. As with bicyclists, a negative image was propagated by the media. To learn more about Billy the Kid, make some popcorn and check out this documentary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isNpIHtbgzk&list=RDisNpIHtbgzk&start_radio=1

Never Mind the Automobiles – have fun.

Duck the Police! Police forces are rooted in the System of Enclosure. In a nutshell, the System of Enclosure was aristocrats appropriating ( stealing ) the common land and using the concept of property for social control. They then hired people to enforce the boundaries of the land they “acquired”. Duck!

Grumpy Bike Cat. Looks out at traffic and gets, well…..

Another favorite record cover – Keep It Like a Secret.

LOTABIKES!! Check out Blake’s Lotaburger.

Looking at your phone while driving?

RUDEBIKES! Bike Ska.

Don’t honk – that’ll make it better.

Designed for Stop Signs. Anything can be a thing. It’s a thing.
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